Quotes before or after somebody was killed in a movie

[IRSISRSRI]

"You have the right to remain silent
You have the right to an attorney
You have the right to be dead"

Classic. Awesome. Yes.


Arnies are good because he always relates his quotes to how he killed them.

for example. He throws a knife through a dude and the knife sticks into the door behind him. He says "Stick around"

He impales a dude with a steam pipe. He says "Let off some steam"

He fires a rocket with a dude attached and says "You're fired"





But I admit I am a secret fan of Xena Onotop's line in Goldeneye. She shoots somebody hiding in an air vent (well she thought she did) and says
"I had to ventilate someone"


It's like she wants to be Arnie.... except she has down syndrome.

[eintein]

Can you get a pillow for my friend?

He's dead tired.


Also when he kills Bennett with a steam pipe: "Why don't you let off some steam, Bennett?"

[Tremendous Boob]

"GARBAGE DAY!"

[Tremendous Boob]

"ICE TO SEE YOU"

[A.F.Ceatz]

We'll take Cooke's car. He won't be needing it.

[Sir Faggot Dibs]

That's no way to get ahead in life!

[Tremendous Boob]

I AM INVINCIBLE *dies*

[IRSISRSRI]

Can you get a pillow for my friend?

He's dead tired.


Also when he kills Bennett with a steam pipe: "Why don't you let off some steam, Bennett?"

haha lol. I was half way through writing that post then got distracted. Then finished it. I accidentally repeated the stick around line.

I obviously meant the classic "Let off some steam, Bennet"

[El Tigre]

You know what I like most about this car? The price.

[IRSISRSRI]

After bad guys are hit by a train

"What happened?"
"They caught the train"

[El Tigre]

Sub Zero, now plain zero!

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

Sarah Conner?

[Readman]

Bond shoots someone who's coming out of a secret passage in the middle of a billboard, right where the model's mouth is:

She should have kept her mouth shut.

This (http://bondtrivia.netfirms.com/oneliners.htm) has a bunch of good Bond ones, eg:

Bond shoots someone with a speargun:

- I think he got the point.

Electroctues someone:

- Positively shocking.

[Readman]

Isn't there one where Arnie throws someone off a cliff then says 'time to fly'?

[Ruda]

"I lied."

:sully:

[Tremendous Boob]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Mcbain-mendoza.JPG

[Flexx]

Bond throws a guy into a newspaper printing press:
"They'll print anything these days."

[El Tigre]

Isn't there one where Arnie throws someone off a cliff then says 'time to fly'?

Arnie is holding the guy by his legs over a cliff and drops him:

"Where's Sully?"

"I let him go."

:sully:

[Syt]

I watched Austin Powers again last night, for the first time in about a decade. After the henchman gets decapitated, c/p from IMDB:

Austin Powers (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000167/): No.
Austin Powers (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000167/): No.
Austin Powers (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000167/): Hmm.
Austin Powers (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000167/): Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000196/): Okay.

[Quatterarbro]

Colnel Matrix: Hey Sully, remember when I told you I'd kill you last?
Sully: Yeah Matrix, you did!
Colnel Matrix: I lied. *let's go of Sully's leg*

Moments later
Crindy: Where's Sully?
Colnel Matrix: I let him go.

[Clancy]

He fires a rocket with a dude attached and says "You're fired"

This. That whole scene was ridiculous and that lines just topped it off.

[mittens]

Watched Shoot 'Em Up the other day, there were a few good quotes in there.

Clive Owen after killing a room full of people while his dick is in some Italian chick: Talk about blowing your load.

[A.F.Ceatz]

Watched Shoot 'Em Up the other day, there were a few good quotes in there.

Clive Owen after killing a room full of people while his dick is in some Italian chick: Talk about blowing your load.

Haha.

Mr. Smith: Eat your vegetables.

[Duck Dodgers]

http://www.rotaryaction.com/images/cliffhang2.jpg

Remember, shithead! Keep your arms and legs in the vehicle at all times!

[Spudzilla]

I know what you're thinkin', punk. You're thinkin' did he fire six shots or only five? Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But bein' this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it'll blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!

[Lisa]

I know what you're thinkin', punk. You're thinkin' did he fire six shots or only five? Now to tell you the truth, I've forgotten myself in all this excitement. But bein' this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and it'll blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?!

Wasn't that on tonight?

[fishfishmonkeyhat]

No.

Spud just does a really good impression.

[Quatterarbro]

Guy: I thought you'd missed me.
Cooke: Don't worry. We won't.
BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!

[king of the fags]

Ice to see you

[Quatterarbro]

Stick around

[twofivefour]

Richards: "Want some coffee?"
Donahue: "No."
Richards: "Sure you do." (breaks Donahue's head open with the coffee maker)

[Lisa]

"Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?"

"They're okay."

"Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor."

"Hey Halberstram."

"Yes, Allen?"

"Why are their copies of the style section all over the place, d-do you have a dog? A little chow or something? "

"No, Allen."

"Is that a rain coat?"

"Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself. HEY PAUL!!"

[Moller]

Bond throws a guy into a newspaper printing press:
"They'll print anything these days."

brilliant

[Quatterarbro]

Do you know what I like most about this car?
What?
THe price.