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NiB
15-11-10, 10:48 PM
How can he still be making so many shit movies year in year out ?

Who the fuck is givng him millions of dollars for this shit ?

Just saw a trailer for "season of the witch", his career strike rate for good films must be below 25% by now.

eintein
15-11-10, 10:48 PM
Nicolas Cage is fucking awesome

eintein
15-11-10, 10:48 PM
It's BECAUSE of all the shit films, that it's extra amazing when he does a good one

eintein
15-11-10, 10:49 PM
Adaptation, for one

Readman
15-11-10, 10:50 PM
Nicholas Cage is in some great movies:

- Adaptation
- Leaving Las Vegas
- Snake Eyes
- Raising Arizona

And some crap ones:

- everything else, essentially

eintein
15-11-10, 10:52 PM
You forgot Con Air

fagtr8or
15-11-10, 10:52 PM
Kick Ass...

Readman
15-11-10, 10:55 PM
- everything else, essentially

fagtr8or
15-11-10, 10:59 PM
- everything else, essentially

your list must be amended with

con air, kick ass and face off

Man Dragon
15-11-10, 11:00 PM
You're not saying he was good in kick ass are you?

Man Dragon
15-11-10, 11:00 PM
Go read the graphic novel.

Man Dragon
15-11-10, 11:00 PM
So far off what he was meant to be.

Man Dragon
15-11-10, 11:00 PM
"H-h-heavens child"

Readman
15-11-10, 11:00 PM
your list must be amended with

con air, kick ass and face off

Of those I have only seen Con Air and I seem to recall it sucking hard.

NiB
15-11-10, 11:04 PM
Same goes for Adam Sandler, just saw a trailer for "Just go with it"

Although Jennifer Aniston is just about the hottest cougar on the planet

Duck Dodgers
15-11-10, 11:07 PM
So far off what he was meant to be.

oh who gives a fuck about how true it was to some picture book.

he was hilarious.

watch something / enjoy? yes? good. who cares if it made sense.

Man Dragon
15-11-10, 11:09 PM
NO. He was terrible. As he always is. I mentioned that as out of the 2 characters the original is far superior.

Lazlow
15-11-10, 11:09 PM
I too thought Cage was a riot in Kick Ass.

Man Dragon
15-11-10, 11:09 PM
Only improvement in the movie was the cunt got burnt to death.

Lazlow
15-11-10, 11:10 PM
Neckbeards will neckbeard though

Lazlow
15-11-10, 11:10 PM
Silhouettic you cheetos crumb sucking, mountain dew bathing neckbeard

fagtr8or
15-11-10, 11:19 PM
Go read the graphic novel.


I've read the graphic novel, I read it before I saw the movie, I enjoyed the humour in the movie more than the novel, though I did prefer the downer ending of the graphic novel.

Anyways you are wrong, and most probably gay.

Duck Dodgers
15-11-10, 11:43 PM
super gay

TAT
16-11-10, 12:01 AM
Of those I have only seen Con Air and I seem to recall it sucking hard.
Ok, so the real reason you won't get a prostate exam is because you don't have one.

Or a penis

Or testicles

Judging by your opinion of Con Air, that is

Dastardly
16-11-10, 01:54 AM
I've a vague positive opinion of Nicholas Cage

Readman
16-11-10, 07:22 AM
'Graphic novel'

IRSISRSRI
16-11-10, 06:24 PM
"And that children is what a Mongol is... Which is different from a Mongoloid like actor, Nicolas Cage"

IRSISRSRI
16-11-10, 06:24 PM
Con Air is fun

Kick Ass sucks.

Quatterarbro
16-11-10, 10:00 PM
Face Off is shit until they swap faces.

Travolta CANNOT act as a good guy and Cage CANNOT act as a bad guy for shit.

twofivefour
17-11-10, 12:15 AM
No, Cage can play an OK bad guy. He just doesn't like playing the bad guy.

This is why you shouldn't be a fan of Superman. Moralist bullshit that convinces you to always be the good guy.

Sir Faggot Dibs
17-11-10, 12:57 AM
Wait... Kick Ass was based on a comic book?

Lazlow
17-11-10, 01:02 AM
http://uyac.com.au/forum/image.php?u=31&dateline=1285219769

eintein
29-12-11, 01:44 AM
Reading Silhouettic's posts in this thread, no wonder girls run away from him

eintein
29-12-11, 01:44 AM
Nicolas Cage is fucking awesome

Still true btw

Duck Dodgers
29-12-11, 01:47 AM
agreed

What a jerk
29-12-11, 02:08 AM
absolutely

What a jerk
29-12-11, 02:08 AM
Nicky C

eintein
29-12-11, 02:13 AM
THE CAGE

What a jerk
29-12-11, 02:15 AM
reading through this thread it surprises me how normal it is. Then right around here
Silhouettic you cheetos crumb sucking, mountain dew bathing neckbeard
it became a full on regular uyac thread.

Silver
29-12-11, 02:21 AM
reading through this thread it surprises me how normal it is. Then right around here

it became a full on regular uyac thread.

I've noticed its only really in 2011 that we've developed our... unique 'style' of thread.

Lazlow
29-12-11, 02:21 AM
{h}

eintein
29-12-11, 02:22 AM
{h}

eintein
29-12-11, 02:23 AM
In 2011 we became UYAC

There is no other forum like UYAC

UYAC exists in and of itself

dIsTaCtIoN
29-12-11, 03:52 AM
metaUYAC

dinopoke
29-12-11, 11:21 AM
It is what it is

What a jerk
29-12-11, 02:35 PM
Lazlow was always ahead of his time.

Dick Car Derby
29-12-11, 04:53 PM
PUAYC