Actresses and nudity

[Araenel]

If there's one trend in Hollywood that really irks me is the way "hot" celebrities are pushed as sex symbols but don't deliver the goods on screen. This isn't some lecherous desire to see celebrity nipple but an annoyance at the way studios prey on that sex-starved male demographic with actresses that really don't deserve the limelight.

Part of the problem is puritanical murk that US cinema has to wade through, which compounds the issue by pushing the agenda that these actresses will no longer be "respected" if they bare all in a movie. Which is utter bullshit, there's tons of actresses who've bared all, full frontal even, and are still considered top-tier/high class actresses like Kate Winslet, Rachel Weisz.

There's an obvious carrot and stick thing going on with hot but shitty actresses whose careers are strung along in a neverending line of movies that show off their most marketable assests but just not quite enough so all the guys with boners come back to the next movie just in case it really happens this time!!

Where is this going? I don't really know, partly raised from reading various articles on tvtropes like G Rated Sex, which manifests itself in a lot of movies with the bizarre amount of clothing a girl wears during a sex scence. I'm not saying it doesn't always happen (I know it does) but girls of the forum, how often do you guys keep bras on during sex? Surely it's too uncomfortable.


tl;dr, more tits please hollywood

[Spudzilla]

Did you just finish watching Knocked Up?

[Araenel]

Oh, just to balance the books, but I swear all men in hollywood are impotent. I don't know how many times I've seen a guy jump out of bed to pull clothes on, after being immediately interrupted from sex, and they don't have a boner, especially something like baggy boxers. They must go flaccid in nanoseconds.

[Araenel]

Did you just finish watching Knocked Up?

lol. I saw that ages ago but that's a terrible offender.

That Zack and Miri movie is even worse, it's a movie about making a porno, and Elizabeth Banks doesn't remove a single article of clothing in their scene.

[eintein]

Angelina Jolie started out by getting her cans out everywhere and now look where she is. FOLLOW HER EXAMPLE HOLLYWOOD ACTRESSES

[IRSISRSRI]

I agree.


But I rarely watch movies that aren't about explosions and people getting flykicked in the face. So it's not an issue.

[Ba(fc)tman]

Ah yeah this is so true.

The one actress that does this frequently is Natalie Portman. She played a fucking stripper in that movie with clive owen and julia roberts and doesn't even get TOPLESS!

Say what you want about Marissa Tomei but she played a stripper in The Wrestler and we saw her magnificent breasts at the benefit of the story.

[C.R.E.A.M.]

marissa tomei's boobs own

[Bad Mother Arse Lover]

Rarely do I see a film I'd describe as realistic anyway so it doesn't bother me. It's almost the opposite, actually. Since the end of the 80's, boobs have been rare in celluloid cinema so when a nipple does appear, it's more jarring, than conducive to the themes or engrossment of the film.

As for arousal, I've always found Hollywood's perception of beauty a little off. Plus boobs have never done much for me, anyway.

[Araenel]

Ah yeah this is so true.

The one actress that does this frequently is Natalie Portman. She played a fucking stripper in that movie with clive owen and julia roberts and doesn't even get TOPLESS!

Say what you want about Marissa Tomei but she played a stripper in The Wrestler and we saw her magnificent breasts at the benefit of the story.

iirc she was fine with baring all but the director toned it down, I think there was even a rumour such scenes were even shot but later cut.

[C.R.E.A.M.]

Plus boobs have never done much for me, anyway.
probably because you carry such a sweet set around with you

[Bad Mother Arse Lover]

Nah, my moobs are gross. Due to my dink arm not receiving as much exercise as my good arm, one is much smaller than the other as well.

[C.R.E.A.M.]

just the way i like it

[twofivefour]

Ah yeah this is so true.

The one actress that does this frequently is Natalie Portman. She played a fucking stripper in that movie with clive owen and julia roberts and doesn't even get TOPLESS!

Say what you want about Marissa Tomei but she played a stripper in The Wrestler and we saw her magnificent breasts at the benefit of the story.
Araenel's right, Portman did film the nude scenes in Closer... but she was uncomfortable with them, and the director scrapped them.

And then she gets completely naked for a Wes Anderson short film. :psyduck:

[Moller]

Scarlett Johannson is another chick who gets naked in films but we don't see anything.

[BM2]

Far be it for me to say, but I think that we are overvaluing nudity a little bit here. <.<



>.>







Then again Monsters Inc*. is my favourite movie and pretty much everyone is naked in that one







*=not really my favourite movie, just using it for argument's sake

[Bad Mother Arse Lover]

Araenel's right, Portman did film the nude scenes in Closer... but she was uncomfortable with them, and the director scrapped them.

And then she gets completely naked for a Wes Anderson short film. :psyduck:

Scarlett Johannson is another chick who gets naked in films but we don't see anything.
This is what happens when you give women a choice about their bodies.

[Ba(fc)tman]

iirc she was fine with baring all but the director toned it down, I think there was even a rumour such scenes were even shot but later cut.
brb killing myself

[twofivefour]

And then...









http://www.celeb-porn.info/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier1.jpg
http://www.celeb-porn.info/natalie-portman-nude-hotel-chevalier3.jpg
http://www.naughty.com/news/Natalie_Portman/Naked/images/Natalie_Portman_Naked_Body_photography.jpg

[Ba(fc)tman]

Far be it for me to say, but I think that we are overvaluing nudity a little bit here.
Nah man, not with Closer.

Natalie Portman plays a stripper, and we see her at the strip club, and even though she does strip dances, she never even gets topless (ok, well she does but we don't see it).

[Quatterarbro]

I agree.


But I rarely watch movies that aren't about explosions and people getting flykicked in the face. So it's not an issue.

Same. But boobs do add an extra dimension to those movies. Think about the triple boobs in Total Recall!!!

BTW, someone please link me to the triple boob porn.

Ah yeah this is so true.

The one actress that does this frequently is Natalie Portman. She played a fucking stripper in that movie with clive owen and julia roberts and doesn't even get TOPLESS!

Say what you want about Marissa Tomei but she played a stripper in The Wrestler and we saw her magnificent breasts at the benefit of the story.

Dam straight Marissa Tomei's breasts are fantastic.

marissa tomei's boobs own

Scarlett Johannson is another chick who gets naked in films but we don't see anything.

Some of us have seen the goods.


)h(

[vindik8or]

And then she gets completely naked for a Wes Anderson short film. :psyduck:

That hardly fucken counts, it was 100% convenient censorship - she might as well have been wearing a full Victorian anti-sex tent.

[Araenel]

Far be it for me to say, but I think that we are overvaluing nudity a little bit here.



>.>


I know, but you can easily write around sex scenes, so many will say "I'll strip if the script is great" but that's all bs, it's nothing but gratuity. So either do it properly or not at all.

[BM2]

BTW, someone please link me to the triple boob porn.


http://rs546.rapidshare.com/files/151437136/Muffia_-_3_Boobs.part1.rar
http://rs458.rapidshare.com/files/151437813/Muffia_-_3_Boobs.part2.rar

Photobucket took away my screencaps. Prudes. >.>

[Lisa]

Some of us have seen the goods.


)h(

Share.

[Quatterarbro]

Share.

SHe showed them to me in a private manner.
While I have no pics, it will always live on as memories.

[Moller]

fuck off you cock.

[eintein]

Goddamn Alba in Machete.

Fucken tease

[MEATBALL]

SHe showed them to me in a private manner.
While I have no pics, it will always live on as memories.

more like mammaries

[eintein]

YOU STOLE THAT JOKE FROM SLIPPERY TODAY



...EVEN THOUGH HE SPELLED IT WRONG

[eintein]

Olivia Wilde got her boobs out in Butter

I'm watching that movie the first day it comes out

[eintein]

What an OP too

As if you would put so much effort into a post you made on UYAC

[Lazlow]

Goddamn Alba in Machete.

Fucken tease

ftr did you make this post aware that she wore underwear and they cg'ed it out?

because that makes it even worse

[eintein]

ftr did you make this post aware that she wore underwear and they cg'ed it out?

because that makes it even worse

Yeah

[Lazlow]

Like, fuck if you're gonna fake semi-nudity, just whole the whole hog

[eintein]

I'd whole her whole hog )h(

[Lazlow]

I'd whole her whole hog )h(

(1)

[eintein]

Olivia Wilde got her boobs out in Butter

I'm watching that movie the first day it comes out

I think this is it

http://i.imgur.com/AXnk5.jpg

[dIsTaCtIoN]

pep coming when i spread

[dIsTaCtIoN]

also;

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwivx4Yalv1qzmqdwo1_500.jpg

[Lazlow]

I'll be honest

that reminded of the whole MC FACE thing at hyper

[Dick Car Derby]

gummi venus

[dIsTaCtIoN]

she does have really big areolae

[dIsTaCtIoN]

normally her bobs just look fantastic though

[vindik8or]

Nothing wrong with those.

[Readman]

:sharpknees:

[vindik8or]

Shit. You're right. The sharpest knees.

[eintein]

jagged stumps